tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-55095508304012414812024-03-14T20:12:36.417+10:30ex delicto; a webcomic of law and nonsenseAustralian Lawyer/Law Geek who draws pictures to create this law webcomic.
These are drawn on scrap paper, scanned using the scanner at work (circa '99) and touched up using MS paint, thus, compaints as to quality are trite. Legal webcomic.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger37125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5509550830401241481.post-39557779569786134892010-07-21T16:36:00.003+09:302010-07-21T17:15:01.141+09:30vindicated by the transcript<strong><em>Plaintiff S121/2010 v The Commonwealth of Australia</em> <a href="http://www.austlii.edu.au/au/other/HCATrans/2010/171.html">[2010] HCATrans 171 </a></strong><br /><br /><strong>HAYNE J</strong>: Does the evidence reveal that something that accords with that statutory term has been made, lodged, whatever one does with an application for visa?<br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>MR GLASS</strong>: No, it does not, your Honour. The question with section 46A(2) - - -<br /><br /><strong>HIS HONOUR</strong>: Section 46A(2), not 46(2)?<br /><br /><strong>MR GLASS</strong>: Yes, I apologise, your Honour. Did I say 46?<br /><br /><strong>HIS HONOUR</strong>: Right. So 46A(2) you say is triggered by what has occurred. I see.<br /><br /><br /><br /><div align="right"><em>haven't been drawing or blogging for a while. </em></div><div align="right"><em>i blame the lack of amusing advocacy in the High Court. </em></div><div align="right"><em>even this one is only funny because it makes Hayne J look daft.</em></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5509550830401241481.post-46911683812446927582010-06-03T17:47:00.003+09:302010-06-03T17:52:41.726+09:30leave sought to chillax<strong><em>Gove (Blackman) v Owners of the Old Soap Factory</em> </strong><a href="http://www.austlii.edu.au/au/other/HCATrans/2010/147.html"><strong>[2010] HCATrans 147</strong></a><strong><br /></strong>[After hearing appearances from the appellants]<br /><br /><br /><strong>GUMMOW J</strong>: We will hear first – I am sorry.<br /><br /><strong><a href="http://www.banco.net.au/barristers/10/">MR GLEESON, SC</a></strong>: May it please your Honours, I appear for the <em>humble</em> City of Fremantle ...<br /><br /><strong>GUMMOW J:</strong> Yes, we have just been trying to line up your enemies.<br /><br /><strong>MR GLEESON:</strong> I have no applications myself other than to be allowed to sit quietly down the other end of the Bar table for a short period of time.<br /><br /><strong>GUMMOW J:</strong> Thank you Mr Gleeson.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5509550830401241481.post-67029757796389721052010-04-29T16:58:00.002+09:302010-04-29T17:01:26.113+09:30Gummow's not scared of nothing<strong><em>Port of Portland Pty Ltd v State of Victoria</em> </strong><a href="http://www.austlii.edu.au/au/other/HCATrans/2010/108.html"><strong>[2010] HCATrans 108</strong></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.vicbar.com.au/bp.aspx?RollNumber=2304">MS KENNY SC:</a> So if the appeal proceeds, your Honours are going to be taken to some fairly obscure pieces of legislation which have not yet been ruled upon by the Court of Appeal.<br /><br />GUMMOW J: That does not intimidate us.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5509550830401241481.post-33487111817084618922010-04-22T12:33:00.006+09:302010-04-22T12:41:13.241+09:30nothing like saving some time<strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><em>Miller & Associates Insurance Broking Pty Ltd v BMW Australia Finance Limited</em> </span></strong><a href="http://www.austlii.edu.au/au/other/HCATrans/2010/94.html"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">[2010] HCATrans 94</span></strong></a><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong> </strong><br /><br /></span><a href="http://www.banco.net.au/barristers/10/"><strong>MR GLEESON SC</strong></a>: With respect, his Honour Associate Justice of Appeal Robson mishandles the evidence on this point.<br /><br /><strong>CRENNAN J</strong>: He is an Acting Judge of Appeal.<br /><br /><strong>MR GLEESON</strong>: I am sorry. Did I say “Associate”?<br /><br /><strong>CRENNAN J</strong>: Yes; just a slip of the tongue, I think, Mr Gleeson.<br /><br /><strong>MR GLEESON</strong>: Yes; I apologise.<br /><br /><strong>HEYDON J</strong>: These questions of etiquette are very interesting. Is it not correct simply to call him Justice Robson?<br /><br /><strong>MR GLEESON</strong>: That is a lot easier; thank you, your Honour.<br /><br /><strong>HEYDON J</strong>: And the others are Justice Ashley and so on.<br /><br /><strong>MR GLEESON</strong>: That will shorten my submissions significantly.<br /><br /><strong>FRENCH CJ</strong>: That is to be encouragedUnknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5509550830401241481.post-82786892511451354592010-04-01T16:25:00.005+10:302010-04-01T16:38:05.082+10:30in lay terms<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Ny5VyG6KaEA/S7Q36EE1gmI/AAAAAAAAAFQ/elWdIw3oJkw/s1600/Clameur+de+haro+67.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; DISPLAY: block; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455046519318479458" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Ny5VyG6KaEA/S7Q36EE1gmI/AAAAAAAAAFQ/elWdIw3oJkw/s800/Clameur+de+haro+67.jpg" /></a><br /><div align="right"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Ny5VyG6KaEA/S7Q1ntokHCI/AAAAAAAAAFI/_kFp_BR-1XA/s1600/Clameur+de+haro+67.jpg"></a></div><div align="right"></div><div align="right"><span style="font-size:130%;">shotgun: it's the modern </span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clameur_de_haro"><span style="font-size:130%;">clameur de haro</span></a><span style="font-size:130%;">. </span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5509550830401241481.post-2212950950613736082010-03-23T15:57:00.001+10:302010-03-23T16:16:53.033+10:30not a good start…<em>Lewis v Shimokawa</em> <a href="http://www.austlii.edu.au/au/other/HCATrans/2010/21.html">[2010] HCATrans 21</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.findlaw.com.au/wld/profile.asp?task=person&id=7699&site=GN"><strong>MS S. NORTON, SC</strong></a>: Thank you, your Honours. This is an appeal from a decision of the New South Wales Court of Appeal - - -<br /><br /><strong>HAYNE J</strong>: Well, no, it is an application for leave, I hate to tell you, Ms Norton.<br /><br /><strong>MS NORTON</strong>: An application. I know, I have read it wrong, I am sorry. I have been sitting there too long. All right, start again. It is an application for leave to appeal from a decision of the New South Wales Court of Appeal.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5509550830401241481.post-77819920886134537912010-03-11T11:25:00.002+10:302010-03-11T11:28:50.502+10:30xmas presents for law geeks: the merger mystery board game<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Ny5VyG6KaEA/S5hAAt3030I/AAAAAAAAAFA/qLt1Peg_6Nw/s1600-h/merger+mystery88.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; DISPLAY: block; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5447174130362539842" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Ny5VyG6KaEA/S5hAAt3030I/AAAAAAAAAFA/qLt1Peg_6Nw/s800/merger+mystery88.jpg" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5509550830401241481.post-89374538384339959342010-03-11T11:20:00.002+10:302010-03-11T11:25:16.552+10:30is Gummow J trying to crack a joke?<em>Aktas v Westpac Banking Corporation Limited & Anor</em> <a href="http://www.austlii.edu.au/au/other/HCATrans/2010/43.html">[2010] HCATrans 43 </a><br /><br />        <a href="http://www.sixthfloor.com.au/index.php?page=timhale">MR HALE SC</a>:   That is correct. There was some debate about this in the Court of Appeal, but, yes, that is correct. One arm of the Bank certainly was aware of it. But the argument, at least, there was no reply. There is no contention of malice. <br /><br />        <strong>GUMMOW J</strong>:   We are not worried about arms and legs. We are just worried about the Bank.<br /><br />        <strong>MR HALE</strong>:   I am sorry?<br /><br />        <strong>GUMMOW J</strong>:   We are not worried about arms and legs.<br /><br />        <strong>MR HALE</strong>:   No.<br /><br />        <strong>GUMMOW J</strong>:   We are worried about the Bank.<br /><br />        <strong>MR HALE</strong>:   Yes. That clearly is one of the relevant circumstances...Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5509550830401241481.post-11894485091795550382010-03-04T14:39:00.003+10:302010-03-04T15:02:54.618+10:30warning: prolonged litigation may cause poetic lament<em>Lujans v Yarrabee Coal Company Pty Ltd & Anor</em> <a href="http://www.austlii.edu.au/au/other/HCATrans/2010/20.html">[2010] HCATrans 20</a> <br /><br /><strong><a href="http://www.jackshand.com.au/profiles/toomey-b.html">MR TOOMEY QC</a></strong>:     May it please, your Honours. I am reminded of an etching by Daumier of Monsieur l’Avocat standing outside the court with his obviously unsuccessful client beside him and he has his hands in the air and he is saying “Encore, le Cour de cassation”. This case has spent 29 days at first instance, four days in the Court of Appeal, an application for leave and a hearing here, sent back for a rehearing in the Court of Appeal, another four days, and here we are again.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5509550830401241481.post-37105367639681904042010-02-23T16:49:00.004+10:302010-02-23T17:01:26.141+10:30don't let Gummow J hear you impugn the Sydney Bar<em> Varas v Fairfield City Council </em> <a href=" http://www.austlii.edu.au/au/other/HCATrans/2010/18.html">[2010] HCATrans 18</a> (12 February 2010)<br /> <br />       <strong> <a href="http://www.fjc.net.au/Barristers_AZ/Moses_Arthur.htm">MR MOSES SC</a></strong>:     The conduct which was alleged against the applicant which ultimately gave rise to a psychologist forming the view that she was suffering from some personality disorder, hence triggering the direction to attend a psychiatric assessment, included the behaviour there set out, that is –<br /><br /><em>"causing malicious gossip, threatening colleagues with disciplinary action, constantly reporting apparent work performance issues to management while not completing her own work, tantrums if challenged and very poor and hostile customer service.”</em><br /><br />As well as reference to her sexuality. Probably conduct which some members of the Sydney Bar would be accused of, but nonetheless - - -<br /><br />       <strong> GUMMOW J </strong>:     So what? Why make that comment?<br /><br />       <strong> MR MOSES </strong>:     Your Honour, it is relevant to this point…<br /><br /><em>[FP: Mr Moses goes on without explaining the relevance of the comment]</em>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5509550830401241481.post-75564608445808949032010-02-22T12:09:00.001+10:302010-02-22T12:11:52.908+10:30how to make the perfect law cv<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Ny5VyG6KaEA/S4Hgp7YEQiI/AAAAAAAAAE4/d_cLnCc7A6M/s1600-h/CVLesson788.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; DISPLAY: block; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5440876835758162466" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Ny5VyG6KaEA/S4Hgp7YEQiI/AAAAAAAAAE4/d_cLnCc7A6M/s800/CVLesson788.jpg" /></a><br /><div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5509550830401241481.post-59192445660892317342010-02-17T17:59:00.002+10:302010-02-17T18:02:27.576+10:30taking politeness too far<em>European Bank Limited v Robb Evans of Robb Evans & Associates</em> <a href="http://www.austlii.edu.au/au/other/HCATrans/2010/3.html">[2010] HCATrans 3</a><br /><br />MR MARTIN: Yes, your Honour. Your Honour, your Honours should also have with the notice of contention the outline of appellant’s ...Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5509550830401241481.post-133633039278474632010-02-13T15:28:00.001+10:302010-02-13T15:33:57.983+10:30modern negligence<div align="right"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Ny5VyG6KaEA/S3Yx3xo9t_I/AAAAAAAAAEw/00vorLJ3awo/s1600-h/modern+negligence80.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; DISPLAY: block; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437588434384173042" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Ny5VyG6KaEA/S3Yx3xo9t_I/AAAAAAAAAEw/00vorLJ3awo/s800/modern+negligence80.jpg" /></a> see also, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWia3GCzyLQ">modern negligence</a></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5509550830401241481.post-40635275744453956272010-02-10T10:59:00.005+10:302010-02-10T11:23:14.482+10:30the associate to Mr Gageler SC has some explaining to do<em>Hogan v Australian Crime Commission </em> <a href="http://www.austlii.edu.au/au/other/HCATrans/2010/4.html">[2010] HCATrans 4</a> (4 February 2010)<br /> <br />       <strong>MR GAGELER SC</strong>:     ...If your Honours then go to page 211 it is said after the quotation from Justice Gibbs at about point 3 of the page that that first jurisdictional question involves making was in essence a value judgment - - -<br /><br />       <strong>KIEFEL J</strong>:     You will have to forgive us if we are not following quite, Mr Gageler. We have every second page photocopied.<br /><br />       <strong>HAYNE J</strong>:     So confine yourself to the odd-numbered pages, would you Mr Solicitor, and we will follow you.<br /><br />       <strong>MR GAGELER</strong>:     I am really sorry because the crunch point is on an even page.<br /><br />       <strong>HAYNE J</strong>:     An even-numbered page - we are in trouble.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5509550830401241481.post-16935941736940853562010-02-05T09:27:00.001+10:302010-02-08T09:32:09.870+10:30in dexlicto<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Ny5VyG6KaEA/S29F1U3RCAI/AAAAAAAAAEo/GR1GAo16lcY/s1600-h/in+dexlicto100.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 376px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 244px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5435640057695373314" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Ny5VyG6KaEA/S29F1U3RCAI/AAAAAAAAAEo/GR1GAo16lcY/s400/in+dexlicto100.jpg" /></a> I like starting the day by diving into <a href="http://thisisindexed.com/">the awesome mind </a>of Jessica Hagy.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5509550830401241481.post-37910655755595121582010-01-29T19:10:00.001+10:302010-02-01T21:59:53.703+10:30another law pun<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Ny5VyG6KaEA/S2a7DDaYGlI/AAAAAAAAAEg/DvIpOdTqRLc/s1600-h/anotherpun.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; DISPLAY: block; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5433235661599021650" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Ny5VyG6KaEA/S2a7DDaYGlI/AAAAAAAAAEg/DvIpOdTqRLc/s800/anotherpun.jpg" /></a><br /><div><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Ny5VyG6KaEA/S2a5fqNV6AI/AAAAAAAAAEY/MedoyBv7duk/s1600-h/anotherpun.jpg"></a></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5509550830401241481.post-36569052466236168092010-01-10T21:39:00.000+10:302010-02-01T21:40:54.253+10:30ex delicto doors closedfucius is on break while the High Court is.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5509550830401241481.post-59751717965800077232009-12-23T15:50:00.000+10:302009-12-23T15:52:24.366+10:30law tv for lawyers<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Ny5VyG6KaEA/SzGo25LuHoI/AAAAAAAAAEI/Lna9zA19zko/s1600-h/watching+law+tv75.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; DISPLAY: block; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5418297487719800450" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Ny5VyG6KaEA/SzGo25LuHoI/AAAAAAAAAEI/Lna9zA19zko/s800/watching+law+tv75.jpg" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5509550830401241481.post-77220467856511103422009-12-23T12:44:00.012+10:302009-12-23T13:30:30.936+10:30I blame the schools<span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8"><em>Alphapharm Pty Ltd v H Lundbeck A/S & Anor</em> [2009] HCATrans 324 (11 December 2009)<br />       <strong>MR SHAVIN QC:</strong> What her Honour neglects to do is that she neglects to look at the second criteria in section 70(2)(a) - - -<br />       <strong>FRENCH CJ:</strong> Criterion.<br />       <strong>MR SHAVIN:</strong> Criterion. I apologise, your Honour.<br />       <strong>FRENCH CJ:</strong> That is all right.<br />       <strong>MR SHAVIN:</strong> It is modern education, I am sorry, your Honour. </span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5509550830401241481.post-38544365299108155512009-12-18T12:27:00.001+10:302009-12-18T12:29:23.851+10:30advice for magic circle interviews<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Ny5VyG6KaEA/Syrhz_zqkrI/AAAAAAAAAEA/F5jaupGf7-8/s1600-h/big+circle+interview75.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; DISPLAY: block; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5416389785284154034" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Ny5VyG6KaEA/Syrhz_zqkrI/AAAAAAAAAEA/F5jaupGf7-8/s800/big+circle+interview75.jpg" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5509550830401241481.post-85118707446000512462009-12-11T16:05:00.002+10:302009-12-24T11:59:05.654+10:30CPD Seminars<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Ny5VyG6KaEA/SzLDx6P_nvI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/eQ_4v8eHYYs/s1600-h/CrossVesting90.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; DISPLAY: block; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5418608563897474802" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Ny5VyG6KaEA/SzLDx6P_nvI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/eQ_4v8eHYYs/s800/CrossVesting90.jpg" /></a><br /><div><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Ny5VyG6KaEA/SyHacBAJPoI/AAAAAAAAAD4/PgdhivAhxKQ/s1600-h/CrossVesting90.jpg"></a></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5509550830401241481.post-50061434595699851262009-11-13T19:01:00.000+10:302009-11-19T19:03:26.570+10:30transaction lawyer<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Ny5VyG6KaEA/SwUCcFj3pYI/AAAAAAAAADc/o5AvSKc4-WM/s1600/transaction+lawyer80.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; DISPLAY: block; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5405729609280365954" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Ny5VyG6KaEA/SwUCcFj3pYI/AAAAAAAAADc/o5AvSKc4-WM/s800/transaction+lawyer80.jpg" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5509550830401241481.post-40346586550388216292009-11-06T18:57:00.002+10:302009-11-19T19:22:28.611+10:30cerebralty heads<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Ny5VyG6KaEA/SwUF-hELYWI/AAAAAAAAADw/Yfuz7GKBwvY/s1600/cerebralty+heads80.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 251px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 330px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5405733499314069858" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Ny5VyG6KaEA/SwUF-hELYWI/AAAAAAAAADw/Yfuz7GKBwvY/s400/cerebralty+heads80.jpg" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5509550830401241481.post-33212207976838052742009-10-30T17:00:00.000+10:302009-11-06T17:01:40.076+10:30happy birthday, the internet<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Ny5VyG6KaEA/SvPCmEY3W0I/AAAAAAAAADE/i1Hys-61zo8/s1600-h/delicto-happy+birthday+the+internet.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; " src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Ny5VyG6KaEA/SvPCmEY3W0I/AAAAAAAAADE/i1Hys-61zo8/s800/delicto-happy+birthday+the+internet.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5400874337416207170" border="0" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5509550830401241481.post-76541683134480568642009-10-23T13:28:00.000+10:302009-11-03T13:36:06.385+10:30billables: tower defence<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Ny5VyG6KaEA/Su-d4DJTA8I/AAAAAAAAACs/6Zb9wlu0okA/s1600-h/Billables-Tower+Defence84.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Ny5VyG6KaEA/Su-d4DJTA8I/AAAAAAAAACs/6Zb9wlu0okA/s800/Billables-Tower+Defence84.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5399708064483050434" border="0" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com